Zoomies Initiated — System Series Tee

A Greyhound OS graphic tee for the moment your greyhound leaves standby and enters full zoomies mode.

SYSTEM SERIES // VOL.1

ZOOMIES INITIATED.

Greyhound OS detected an initiation event.
Idle state disengaged.
Rear drive escalation confirmed.
Motion stability degraded.

This Greyforge OS graphic tee captures the moment a greyhound system leaves standby and enters full locomotion escalation. A wireframe greyhound pushes through a propulsion-diagnostics display while telemetry rings, system callouts, and controlled glitch energy translate real zoomies behavior into a wearable event state.

Because every greyhound owner knows the truth:

Once initiation begins, command authority is gone.

SYSTEM NOTES
• Soft premium cotton blend
• True-to-size fit
• Lightweight and breathable
• Ribbed collar that keeps its shape
• Printed to order

Designed for greyhound owners, sighthound fans, and anyone familiar with sudden full-system acceleration.

VOL.1 EVENT SEQUENCE

Complete the Vol.1 Sequence with Motion Surge and Grip Failure — the propulsion spike and traction-fault states that continue the Zoomies event.

Build the full 3-shirt sequence:
Zoomies Initiated + Motion Surge + Grip Failure.

Or build a 2-shirt pairing:
Start with Zoomies Initiated, then choose Motion Surge or Grip Failure.

Free U.S. shipping unlocks at $65+

View Motion Surge
View Grip Failure
View System Series // Vol.1 Collection

SECONDARY ZOOMIES VARIANT

For a more technical alternate read of the same launch event, view Zoomies Initiated — Propulsion Variant.

COMPLETE THE SYSTEM READ
Add the matching ZOOMIES INITIATED Diagnostic Card — an engraved blue anodized aluminum Greyhound OS system module for the same Vol.1 event state.
View the ZOOMIES INITIATED Diagnostic Card

ASSIGN THE UNIT CALLSIGN
Pair it with the System Unit ID Card to record the greyhound unit inside Greyhound OS.
View the System Unit ID Card